You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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