love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I could make wine with my vomit
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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