Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
