okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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