Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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