Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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