You're my little dorito
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
My friends, they love my intelligence
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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