I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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