idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
We don't watch enough power rangers
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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