I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize
