using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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