Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
3pm strippers are depressing
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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