Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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