Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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