can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Is it because I queefed?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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