Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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