So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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