people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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