dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
this will be a night to untag.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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