he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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