And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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