I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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