I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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