I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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