I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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