So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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