i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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