Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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