They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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