i barfeds in our rink
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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