I just cut my nipple shaving
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
