I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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