my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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