I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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