Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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