Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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