Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
