why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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