i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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