so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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