Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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