somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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