if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I need mimosas to revive my soul
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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