make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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