So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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