Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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