so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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