I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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