OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Randomize
