THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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